In the past three and 1/2 years of living in KC, I have heard more funny, ridiculous and thought provoking statements than ever before in my life. Because of this I thought it would be appropriate to record them here for all to see.
05/11/08
“Rice can’t produce milk. It doesn’t have the proper glands!” ~Richard Lewellen
07.27.07
“I will not be content until he ‘kisses me with the kisses of His mouth.’ I am grateful to be allowed to kiss His feet. To be permitted to kiss His hand is wonderful. But if He really loves me, ‘let Him kiss me with the kisses of His mouth.’ It is not that I am ungrateful. I am in love. I have already received much more than I deserve and less than I desire. I am not motivated by my head, but my heart. It may be unreasonable for me to want more, but I am driven by passionate desire. I blush with shame, but love will not be denied. Love does not listen to arguments. It is not cooled by the intellect. I beg. I plead. I burn. ‘Let Him kiss me with the kisses of Him mouth.” ~ Bernard of Clairvaux – Talks on the Song of Songs.
06.06.07
Talking about Forerunners like John the Baptist:
“He comes out of the deserts the way that Clark Kent comes out of the phone booth!” ~ Stuart Greaves
05.23.07
“The reason we have most of the New Testament is because the early church couldn’t figure out how to follow Jesus right…and that’s how we got the Holy Scriptures. Go figure.” ~ Adam Cox (from the Boiler Room KC)
